She put an ‘x’ at the end of that..
What does this mean?!!
Is that a kiss? Does she want to kiss me? Or was it just etiquette?
Hold up a little second.. What is ‘X’ etiquette? How does it work?
There are no rules!! Are there rules? Show me the rules. Where are they?!
It was a capital.. ‘X’. Is that different? Why is it? What’s different about it? It’s the same thing, is it not?
Oh, god.. Do I need to put one back? Perhaps then she’ll think I love her back! Does it mean love? Are we in love? I don’t think we are, are we? What if I don’t? Will she start crying?! Oh god, my head is going to explode.
Relaaxxx.. Calm down. It’s just a letter, a key, a double tap of 9.
Don’t sweat it! What’s the big deal?! 1, 2, 3.. Whatever, it’s meaningless.
Oh sh*t… She just asked me about the ‘x’s. She wants more than one! Damnit. And what the hell is ‘xoxo’! Sounds like some new-fad web 2.0 start up to me!?!
That’s better. I think we’re getting somewhere. This is consistent. Hannng on… No!! What are you doing!! Another one? I haven’t got time for this! It’ll get dark before I’ve finished saying good morning at this rate. Let’s be reasonable darling, please.
Now she’s offended?! I can’t win. I really want to win. Somebody, lay down the law!
There must be a pattern! A universal, unspoken code of conduct for x’s. Isn’t there?
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Compelled to pen. X-Politics - the real rules. I think it may just deserve to arrive here soon!
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